For those looking for a summation of the iPhone 4 antennae situation before tonight’s press conference, let’s help you out in musical form. It’s not astonishing, but it’s not astonishingly bad either, ladies and gentlemen… The iPhone 4 Antennae Song…

, but with a heartwarming message – if you don’t want an iPhone 4 don’t buy one, if you bought one and it’s annoying you, then bring it backA heartbreaking tale of one man, his phone, and lying signal bars. Ah, the wisdom of song.